Not the most balanced shopping list I’ve ever written:
1 bottle Finlandia vodka
3 enormous grapefruits
1 air-tight container
Notably skipping the all-important meat, fish, dairy and vegetable components of an effective weekly shop, but fear not – there’s a plan.
It’s not even complicated. Strip the zests off the grapefruits, lob in the vodka, seal and in about two weeks, I’m going to add a couple of ounces of sugar syrup, et voilà I’ll have a limoncello. Only grapefruitier. Grapefruitcello? Definitely not as catchy.